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║                         🌐 THE COMPLETE INTERNET 🌐                          ║
║                              (Compressed Edition)                            ║
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║  Congratulations! You now own a copy of the entire internet.                 ║
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║  Contents:                                                                   ║
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║  • 5.3 billion web pages (summarized)                                        ║
║  • 800 million cat videos (as ASCII art)                                     ║
║  • All of Wikipedia (in haiku form)                                          ║
║  • Every tweet ever posted (redacted)                                        ║
║  • The entire blockchain (on paper)                                          ║
║  • All NFTs (right-click saved)                                              ║
║  • Stack Overflow (just the accepted answers)                                ║
║  • 47 years of forum arguments (marked as [RESOLVED])                        ║
║  • Every CAPTCHA ever shown (the answers)                                    ║
║  • All cookie consent popups (pre-accepted)                                  ║
║  • The dark web (censored)                                                   ║
║  • Your browser history (don't worry, we won't tell)                         ║
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║  SUMMARY OF THE INTERNET:                                                    ║
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║  It turns out, after compressing the entire internet, the essential         ║
║  content can be summarized as follows:                                       ║
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║     "Be excellent to each other."                                            ║
║                          - Bill & Ted (and also the internet, apparently)    ║
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║  Also:                                                                       ║
║     • Everyone has opinions                                                  ║
║     • Cats are popular                                                       ║
║     • Pizza is good                                                          ║
║     • There are no stupid questions (but there are lots of questions)        ║
║     • Someone, somewhere, has the same obscure problem as you                ║
║     • The real treasure was the friends we made along the way               ║
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║  TECHNICAL DETAILS:                                                          ║
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║  Original size:    ~120 Zettabytes                                           ║
║  Compressed size:  This file                                                 ║
║  Compression:      ∞:1                                                       ║
║  Algorithm:        Advanced Semantic Reduction™                              ║
║  Checksum:         42                                                        ║
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║  LEGAL NOTICE:                                                               ║
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║  By downloading this file, you agree that:                                   ║
║  • You will not redistribute the internet without permission                 ║
║  • You acknowledge that "the cloud" is just someone else's computer          ║
║  • You accept that this file is worth exactly what you paid for it           ║
║  • Any resemblance to actual internet content is purely coincidental         ║
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║     _______________                                                          ║
║    |  ___________  |           The internet in a box.                        ║
║    | |           | |           Handle with care.                             ║
║    | |   0   0   | |           Keep away from water.                         ║
║    | |     <     | |           Do not feed after midnight.                   ║
║    | |   \___/   | |                                                         ║
║    | |___________| |           Thank you for downloading!                    ║
║    |_______________|           - The Internet Preservation Society            ║
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P.S. - To install the internet, simply read this file aloud three times while
       spinning in a chair. If that doesn't work, try turning it off and on again.

P.P.S. - We included a bonus: here's a complete list of every password:
         hunter2
         (That's it. That's every password.)

